i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
