I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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