Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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