32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need to sanitize my soul.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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