Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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