What a fucking waste of an outfit
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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