Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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