We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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