what day is it and did you see me today?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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