Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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