is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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