i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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