Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
