I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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