I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
