you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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