My girlfriend figured out who you are.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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