When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
this hospital has no fireball
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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