Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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