You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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