I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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