My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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