Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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