So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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