its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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