Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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