Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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