Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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