Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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