Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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