Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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