Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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