Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
did i just pee glitter
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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