hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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