Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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