I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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