ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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