i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize