google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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