yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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