So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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