Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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