Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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