i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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