And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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