I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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