I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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