So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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