all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize