After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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