On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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