the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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