He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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